When you're in your kingdom Lord, you'll need a right-hand man
So you shouldn't waste time looking, let me recommend,
MY BOYS
Oh, I can see there won't be room for them both on your right.
So make a nice place on your left, so that they shouldn't fight.
They're nice boys.
Oh, I can see them looking gorgeous, sitting there like kings.
You could maybe furnish crowns, or how about some rings.
For my boys
Oh, I can see they'll need new clothes, but we'll keep the cost low.
Just tell me what they'll need to wear. I'll be happy to sew.
For My Boys
Oh, I can see them making decisions, looking noble and wise.
In a pinch, if things get busy, I could help advise,
My Boys
Oh, I can see they'll be the ones who can get the job done,
Taking control, giving commands, tell me who'll have more fun
Than My boys
They're nice boys
You couldn't go wrong.